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come watch Guardian episode 8 with me
Jan. 30th, 2020 01:45 pm- Omg they put on music to announce Little G's official entrance into SID
- Chief Gap Model over here ruminating on how fun it is to work with Professor Shen while sucking on his lollipop and gazing up at the clouds, just the usual cop stuff*
- WOOING WITH OLD BOOKS, I APPROVE
- Wait ahaha ABORT, ABORT, our professor smells a scheme!! Chief Not-a-Conman, you dingdong
- Hey hey, it's the girl with no feet! (Ghost girl? Did I remember that right from the first ep? Other than a two second intro I'm pretty sure all she's done is eat dubious popcorn.) She has A Past, and seems surprised about it? idk.
- Random strangers are trolling Little Guo on the street now? In solidarity I won't give him a stupid nickname for one (1) episode
- Ghost Girl seems important in this episode, yay! Hot Topic Baddie and Trolling Coat Man are plotting.
- Wait no, Trolling Coat Man is no more, RIP. No one notices Little Guo and Goth Doctor Who just carrying a body down the street?
- Hot Topic Baddie and Shen Wei fiiiight, the flowers disapprove
- Oh noes, Chief Denim is sick. Oh YES Shen Wei is taking him home. And...gently placing his lolling head on his own shoulder ahhhhhhhhfiefjawiej
- Not to be shallow but the white henley under the jean jacket Chief Denim is rocking is perfection
- Uh oh, Shen Wei is Not Pleased at how Chief Boots-in-the-bed is living
- Not to be shallow again but the doing dishes in just his shirtsleeves (with their...garters?...what are those what are they FOR and why do I love them?) thing Shen Wei has going on is Also Quite Good
- Not to be dopey but Shen Wei taking off Chief Boots-in-the-bed's boots and tucking him in has me feeling some kinda way...tell me he's gonna clean up his place for him now! But he'll do it STERNLY. Because Chief should take better CARE of himself.
- Folding his laundry! IT COUNTS.
- oh no oh no now he knows he was investigating him!!
- The Exciting Adventures of Hot Topic Baddie and the Talking Stalagmite
- Oh no what's happening with Ghost Girl? Was she executed as a witch? It kind of seems like my closed captions are skipping some lines so I'm not sure if I missed something.
- SHEN WEI TOTALLY CLEANED UP EVERYTHING I KNEW IT. We're going to find out he's really from the Lan Clan, aren't we. This is AU Lan Xichen. Also, way to sit suuuuper close to that bed, sir. And way to FEED HIM <3
- "if you're so good, how could I be willing to let you go?" THAT'S FINE
- AND THEN SHEN WEI'S ALL 'JUST COME EAT BREAKFAST AT MY PLACE ANY TIME'
- THAT'S ALSO FINE AND CHILL
- "you don't need a consultant you need a nanny" HA
- The little "oohhh" from the chief when Shen Wei humblebrags about his mystical sixth sense just made me LOL and scare my cat
- Rewound to watch it again--still funny
- "maybe Ghost Girl fainted after reading a new novel" Okay shut up, Catboy
- Goth Doctor Who obviously has a Tragic Backstory and he's being all gruff with Little Guo because he reminds him of his BROTHER AHHH I live for this shit--please give me more of Little Guo aging him prematurely by being mostly incompetent but also too good for this world and Goth Doctor Who being cranky and judgmental (but Secretly Soft)
- OH OH!! Actual backstory for Ghost Girl! only five seconds but still! Can't be in the sunlight, check.
*the world would be so much better if it was
